An Imaginary Diploma

The Johns Hopkins University certifies that John Wentworth Doe does not know anything but Biochemistry. Please pay no attention to any pronouncements he may make on any other subject, particularly when he joins with others of his kind to save the world from something or other. However, he worked hard for this degree and is potentially a most valuable citizen. Please treat him kindly.

Notes:

That gives a better understanding of the value of the scientist.

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Our Splintered Learning and the Nature of Scientists

Periodicals>Journal Article: Zirkle, Conway (15 Apr 1955), Our Splintered Learning and the Nature of Scientists, Science, (15 Apr 1955), 121, 516. , Retrieved on 2012-06-08