Mandarin Curses from the Show "Firefly"

Cow Sucking
?? ? Shee-niou - 
x? niú

A Baboon's Asshole
????? ? FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen - 
fèi fèi de;dì;dí pì y?n

Extraordinarily Impatient Buddha (True Patience of Buddha)
??????? ? Jen mei NAI-shing duh FWO-tzoo - 
zh?n méi;mò  nài xìng de;dì;dí fú;fó z?

Dog Fucking
??? ? Go tsao de - 
g?u c?o de;dì;dí

Panda Piss
??? ? Shiong mao niao - 
xióng m?o su?

Frog-Humping Son of a Bitch
?????? ? Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng - 
q?ng w? c?o de;dì;dí  liú máng

Have a Shit-Throwing Contest with a Monkey
?????? ? Gun HOE-tze bee DIO-se - 
g?n  hóu zi b? di? sh?

Motherless Goats of All Motherless Goats
?????? ? Gao yang jong duh goo yang - 
g?o yáng  zh?ng de g? yáng

Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews
???????????? ? Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung - 
w? de m? hé  t? de f?ng kuáng de;dì;dí  wài sh?ng d?u;d?

Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my Ass
????????????? ? Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo - 
tài k?ng  su? y?u de  x?ng qiú sè;sài;s?i jìn  w? de  pì g?


Notes:

Not prurient, but funny and fun to practice.

Folksonomies: humor mandarin chinese firefly curses

Taxonomies:
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Keywords:
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Entities:
Gao yang jong:Person (0.724662 (positive:0.526519)), Buddha:Person (0.702421 (positive:0.058383)), Shiong mao:Person (0.576911 (neutral:0.000000)), x? niú:City (0.535098 (neutral:0.000000)), xióng m?o su?:City (0.454831 (neutral:0.000000))

Concepts:
Universe (0.906653): dbpedia | freebase

 Firefly's 15 Best Chinese Curses (and How to Say Them)
Electronic/World Wide Web>Internet Article:  Daniels, James (November 4, 2010), Firefly's 15 Best Chinese Curses (and How to Say Them), Topless Robot, Retrieved on 2014-01-14
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    07 AUG 2012

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