Awful Passages from the "Good Book"

A collection of passages from the Holy Bible promoting genocide, slaughtering of children for minor offenses, incest, and other immoralities that make it unacceptable for teaching to children


Folksonomies: religion christianity

Memes

27 MAR 2023

 What Would an Atheist Say to God?

Why did you stay hidden? Why did you stay silent? Why did you demand faith instead of providing evidence? Why did you reveal yourself in a book full of historical innaccuracies and theological contradictions? If you knew that the vast majority of humans you created would end up in hell, why did you create them? Why did you create hell? How is infinite punishment justice for a finite crime? What is the point of torturing someone in hell if they can never get out of it and never learn? Why woul...
Folksonomies: atheism
Folksonomies: atheism
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08 DEC 2011

 2 Samuel 11:1-13 &

2It happened, late one afternoon, when David arose from his couch and was walking on the roof of the king’s house, that he saw from the roof a woman bathing; and the woman was very beautiful. 3And David sent and inquired about the woman. And one said, "Is not this Bathsheba, the daughter of Eliam, the wife of Uriah the Hittite?" 4So David sent messengers and took her, and she came to him, and he lay with her. ( Now she had been purifying herself from her uncleanness.) Then she returned to h...
Folksonomies: religion bible scripture
Folksonomies: religion bible scripture
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King David sleeps with the wife of one of his servants and then has that servant killed so he can marry her.

07 DEC 2011

 Judges 11:29 - 11:40

29 Then the Spirit of the LORD came upon Jephthah, and he passed through Gilead and Manas'seh, and passed on to Mizpah of Gilead, and from Mizpah of Gilead he passed on to the Ammonites. 30 And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD, and said, "If thou wilt give the Ammonites into my hand, 31 then whoever comes forth from the doors of my house to meet me, when I return victorious from the Ammonites, shall be the LORD's, and I will offer him up for a burnt offering." 32 So Jephthah crossed over to...
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Jephthah makes a bargain with god: if he wins a battle, he will sacrifice the first person to greet him on his return home. His daughter is the one to be sacrificed.

01 JAN 2010

 Matthew 10:34-36

34"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. 35 For I have come to turn " 'a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law - 36a man's enemies will be the members of his own household.'
Folksonomies: religion
Folksonomies: religion
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Jesus has come to bring the sword and break up families.

01 JAN 2010

 Deuteronomy 23:1

1 No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the LORD.
Folksonomies: religion
Folksonomies: religion
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Eunuchs cannot enter heaven.

01 JAN 2010

 2 Kings 6:28

26 As the king of Israel was passing by on the wall, a woman cried to him, "Help me, my lord the king!" 27 The king replied, "If the LORD does not help you, where can I get help for you? From the threshing floor? From the winepress?" 28 Then he asked her, "What's the matter?" She answered, "This woman said to me, 'Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we'll eat my son.' 29 So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, 'Give up your son so we may eat him,' bu...
Folksonomies: religion
Folksonomies: religion
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Horror story from a famine in Israel of women trading their children to eat.

01 JAN 2010

 Genesis 19:36

30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father." 33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and...
Folksonomies: religion
Folksonomies: religion
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Lot's daughters get him drunk and have him impregnate them in order to carry on the family line.

01 JAN 2010

 Hosea 13:16

16 The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open."
Folksonomies: religion
Folksonomies: religion
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The Lord's anger against Israel includes ripping pregnant women open and smashing children.

01 JAN 2010

 Deuteronomy 25:11-13

11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
Folksonomies: religion
Folksonomies: religion
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If a woman defends her husband against an assailant by grabbing his privates, you must chop off her hand.

01 JAN 2010

 1 Peter 2:18

18Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh. 19For it is commendable if a man bears up under the pain of unjust suffering because he is conscious of God. 20But how is it to your credit if you receive a beating for doing wrong and endure it? But if you suffer for doing good and you endure it, this is commendable before God.
Folksonomies: religion
Folksonomies: religion
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It is God's will that slaves suffer the cruelty of their masters.

01 JAN 2010

 1 Samuel 15:3

1 Samuel said to Saul, "I am the one the LORD sent to anoint you king over his people Israel; so listen now to the message from the LORD. 2 This is what the LORD Almighty says: 'I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt. 3 Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy [a] everything that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.' "
Folksonomies: religion
Folksonomies: religion
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Samuel orders genocide against the Amalekites.

01 JAN 2010

 Judges 19:25-29

23 The owner of the house went outside and said to them, "No, my friends, don't be so vile. Since this man is my guest, don't do this disgraceful thing. 24 Look, here is my virgin daughter, and his concubine. I will bring them out to you now, and you can use them and do to them whatever you wish. But to this man, don't do such a disgraceful thing." 25 But the men would not listen to him. So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout ...
Folksonomies: religion
Folksonomies: religion
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A man sends his concubine out to be raped all night, in the morning he chops her up into pieces and sends her to the areas of Israel.

01 JAN 2010

 II Kings 2:23-24

23He went up from there to Bethel, and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, "Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!" 24And he turned around, and when he saw them,(A) he cursed them in the name of the LORD. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys.
Folksonomies: religion
Folksonomies: religion
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The prophet Elisha summons bears to devour children for joking his bald head.

01 JAN 2010

 Deuteronomy 22:28-29

28(A) "If a man meets a virgin who is not betrothed, and seizes her and lies with her, and they are found, 29then the man who lay with her shall give to the father of the young woman fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife, because he has violated her. He may not divorce her all his days.
Folksonomies: religion
Folksonomies: religion
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Biblical punishment for rape: the man must pay 50 coin to the victim's father and marry her.

01 JAN 2010

 Numbers 15:32

32While the people of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man(AF) gathering sticks on the Sabbath day. 33And those who found him gathering sticks brought him to Moses and Aaron and to all the congregation. 34(AG) They put him in custody, because it had not been made clear what should be done to him. 35And the LORD said to Moses,(AH) "The man shall be put to death; all the congregation shall(AI) stone him with stones outside the camp." 36And all the congregation brought him outside th...
Folksonomies: religion
Folksonomies: religion
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Execution is the punishment for gathering sticks on the Sabbath.

01 JAN 2010

 Numbers 31: 13-18

7 They fought against Midian, as the LORD commanded Moses, and killed every man. 8 Among their victims were Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur and Reba%u2014the five kings of Midian. They also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword. 9 The Israelites captured the Midianite women and children and took all the Midianite herds, flocks and goods as plunder. 10 They burned all the towns where the Midianites had settled, as well as all their camps. 11 They took all the plunder and spoils, including the people a...
Folksonomies: religion
Folksonomies: religion
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Moses is outraged that the Israelites spared the women and children of the newly conquered Midianites.



References

27 MAR 2023

 What Would You Say to God?

Electronic/World Wide Web>Internet Video:  Cain, Rachel Klinger (03/27/2023), What Would You Say to God?, Retrieved on 2023-03-27
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  • Folksonomies: morality theology
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    20 MAY 2011

     The New Oxford Annotated Bible with Apocrypha: New Revise...

    Books, Brochures, and Chapters>Book:  Coogan , Michael D. (2010-03-19), The New Oxford Annotated Bible with Apocrypha: New Revised Standard Version, Oxford University Press, USA, Retrieved on 2003-01-01
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  • Folksonomies: religion christianity
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