The Game of Life is Purposeless

The real deal-breaker of this game is it's slow storyline; nothing is explained in the first level, you just start on your front door's porch with no objectives or mini-map. The NPCs don't give you any clues on what you're supposed to be doing, you're just forced to figure it out. The huge area is interesting, but as impressive as the graphics are, it seems wasted on a very "average" environment that doesn't really give the player any "Wow" visuals, like huge machines or supernatural events. I couldn't figure out how to get past the first level, because it was so time-consuming to figure out what to fucking do.

Notes:

The goals aren't clear. You have no idea what you're supposed to when you stand on your front porch.

Folksonomies: humor game reviews

Taxonomies:
/home and garden/gardening and landscaping/yard and patio (0.642542)
/technology and computing/software/graphics software (0.378077)
/hobbies and interests/reading (0.334892)

Keywords:
Purposeless The goals (0.916654 (negative:-0.774345)), real deal-breaker (0.801641 (negative:-0.718266)), huge area (0.801466 (positive:0.451476)), huge machines (0.790848 (negative:-0.253772)), supernatural events (0.785261 (negative:-0.253772)), game (0.579605 (negative:-0.746306)), level (0.568469 (negative:-0.513205)), porch (0.560517 (negative:-0.409844)), NPCs (0.520018 (negative:-0.685266)), clues (0.511672 (negative:-0.685266)), idea (0.507111 (negative:-0.409844)), visuals (0.504249 (neutral:0.000000)), Wow (0.499802 (neutral:0.000000)), objectives (0.495470 (neutral:0.000000)), Life (0.491880 (negative:-0.774345)), door (0.491493 (neutral:0.000000)), mini-map (0.481029 (neutral:0.000000)), graphics (0.476098 (positive:0.377430))

 Going Outside: You Know, Real Life?
Electronic/World Wide Web>Message Posted to Online Forum/Discussion Group:  NinaZerg, (April 16th, 2013), Going Outside: You Know, Real Life?, Team Liquid, Retrieved on 2013-11-16
  • Source Material [www.teamliquid.net]
  • Folksonomies: humor game reviews


    Schemas

    16 NOV 2013

     Real Life as a Video Game

    A common meme in many forums and blog posts is to review real life as a video game and the insights about the human condition this reveals.
     11